“I hate deals!!!!”

A true work of art.

I’d score that round for the sign.

Awww jeez he just keeps going.

This is going on my Pinterest “DIY Vasectomy” board.

Taking a headfirst approach to getting outside.

Revenge of the trash can.

#freethefritos

A man on a mission. That mission was losing horribly and with zero dignity.

That face doe.

We yearn for a time when the measure of a man wasn’t his intelligence or strength, but his ability to really beat up a door.

Future Darwin Award winner.

Sometimes fighting objects isn’t about an actual object, but an abstract concept like

Wait for it.

Did you know that 9 out of every 10 doctors recommends head-butting metal fences?

Peekaboo, it’s a heavy inanimate object!

Neck-down paralysis is so hot right now.

Another DIYer takes body modification to extreme levels.

Stand tall, car window.

Winner by KO: the sign.

When objects fight back.

The skateboard had finally had enough.